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And That's How the West Was Won You all know the story: some slick young gunslinger rolls into town and quickly discovers the mayor of this small, wild west hamlet is deviously corrupt and must be stopped. Several montages later, our hero foils the evil mayor's plot and gets the girl. Then they all soon die of tuberculosis. It's a tale as old as, well, the mid-1800's. But that's not the point. What I want to know is why the mayor was such a douche in the first place, and you probably want to know what any of this has to do with anything. Always relevant. If 9th grade history class and made-for-TV specials have taught me anything, it's tha